okay but an example of why we need better sex education in schools is the story of how I lost my virginity
i’ve included illustrations to further illustrate what im trying to illustrate to u today
Fifty Shades of Grey constantly sound like Mortal Kombat.
He thrusts his finger inside me, and I cry out as he does it again and again.
“So young - and attractive, very attractive. He’s tall, dressed in a fine gray suit, white shirt, and black tie with unruly dark copper colored hair and intense, bright gray eyes that regard me shrewdly.”
That… is one hell of a tie.
THE OXFORD COMMA
oh i see now
Pic of Me and Arissa looking sexy on the beaches of Brazil everybody
50 Shades of Grey (via kaley)
If I could bloodbend, I’d go around and give guys erections.
But please, we all know I can do this without being able to bloodbend.
his hair is extra string cheese